15 funny library quotes - Wordgag

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

May 23, 2026

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

May 22, 2026

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

May 22, 2026

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

May 21, 2026

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

May 20, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

May 20, 2026

Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.

May 18, 2026

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Apr 1, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Apr 1, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Mar 31, 2026

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Mar 31, 2026

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Mar 30, 2026

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Mar 27, 2026

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Mar 27, 2026