Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appe…

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appe…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?
  • You lose some, you lose some more.
  • I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appetite, humor, irony, lose, loss, mind, perspective, things, thought on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vo… At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given th… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 397 this month

14,148 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,746 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress