Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appe… Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind? You lose some, you lose some more. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.