Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
  • The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.
  • Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.
  • Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
  • I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.
  • May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.