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I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻
16 Funny appetite quotes
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
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Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.
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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
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"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
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"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
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Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays
I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
Commentary:
Looks like the appetite for work went missing, but at least it's up for grabs now! 🍔🙅♂️ Finders, keepers! Happy hunting for that lost motivation! 🕵️♂️😂
According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
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"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨👩👧👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"