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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
57 Funny loss quotes
One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.
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Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.
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I'm not sure what too much caffeine does, but I need another cup to help me remember 😂☕️💭
The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.
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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉