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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Reported on X:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Just landed via Reddit:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Just shared via Threads:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Just shared via Telegram:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

6 months ago

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Spotted on YouTube:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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