Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. Iā€™m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. Iā€™m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Guess you’re just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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