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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

4 months ago

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Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to cheat… and AI stood for 'Almost Impossible' 🤓📚

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

2 weeks ago

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Happiness is an inside job.

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Weirdos gonna weird.

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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