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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.