Itβs so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! ππ½π¦ Related funny posts π€ Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’ Do people with lip filler know that they look like that? Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year. I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.