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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.