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How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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