Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Commentary:
Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.
  • The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
  • In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
  • Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
  • People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged collectibles, divorce, friends, humor, i, leave, over, relationship, star, Star Wars, strong, threat, wars, wife on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now? The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work
Proudly powered by WordPress