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18 Funny drinks quotes

Funny drinks quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🍹 and a twist of wit 🍸 to any gathering or social scroll 📱. Whether you’re toasting with friends or just sipping solo, these clever sayings bring laughter 😂 and good vibes 🥳 to every sip. Get ready to raise your glass 🥂 and chuckle your way through happy hour!

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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