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Looks like even Google knows I'm dedicated to freestyle life choices 🤷♂️💻🤣
42 Funny bar quotes
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
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Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
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When even your grocery list starts grooving to the beats, you know it's time to embrace your inner supermarket DJ! 🛒🎶🕺
Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.
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Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. 🥴🌟📉🍻
Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
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I'd probably end up hugging that gold bar and whispering, "It's not you, it's my bank account." 😂💰🤗
I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.
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Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.
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Woke up feeling like my pillow tried karate on me last night! 🛏️🥊😴
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶