I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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“Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness”

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