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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Live now on Slack:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Funny Star Wars quotes are the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your galaxy far, far away! 🌌✨ From cheeky Jedi banter to mischievous Sith quips, these quotes bring a whole new level of laughter to the Star Wars universe. May the laughs be with you as you explore the lighter side of the Force! 😂🚀

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6 days ago
Share →: If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
1 week ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
1 month ago
Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
6 months ago
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Commentary:
"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
6 months ago
Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
6 months ago
Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Commentary:
Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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My love language is being sent money.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Just landed via WeChat:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Making waves on Facebook:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Just landed via YouTube:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Breaking via Discord:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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