21 funny Star Wars quotes - Wordgag

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

May 29, 2026

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

May 29, 2026

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

May 28, 2026

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

May 28, 2026

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

May 27, 2026

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

May 27, 2026

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

May 27, 2026

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

May 26, 2026

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

May 25, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

May 24, 2026

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

May 23, 2026

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

May 23, 2026

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

May 23, 2026

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

May 23, 2026

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

May 22, 2026

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

May 22, 2026

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

May 20, 2026

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

May 20, 2026

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

May 19, 2026

May the algorithms be with you.

May 19, 2026

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

May 18, 2026