Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Massive income: the real dream we didn't know we had 😂💸 #IfOnlyMoneyGrewOnTrees Related funny posts 🤝 Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner. I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family. I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.