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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.