Commentary:
When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
11 Funny betrayal quotes
Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”
Commentary:
Wives: Master keys to the universe and ultimate plot twist forecasters! 🔮🔑😂
Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.
Commentary:
When you realize the cat's emotional support skills unmatched and you're over here starring in a drama series no one asked for 📉😹
People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.
Commentary:
"LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
Commentary:
"When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦♂️😂"
They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.
Commentary:
"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"
When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.
Commentary:
"When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"
Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.
Commentary:
"Betrayal is like herpes – it's the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want it or not… 🤣💔"
Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.
Commentary:
"Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"