11 funny betrayal quotes - Wordgag

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

May 30, 2026

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

May 29, 2026

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

May 29, 2026

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

May 27, 2026

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

May 27, 2026

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

May 26, 2026

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

May 25, 2026

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

May 24, 2026

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

May 23, 2026

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

May 19, 2026