Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
14 Funny deception quotes
Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.
Commentary:
Who knew witches could multitask like this? Guess I'll stick to spells and leave the drama to the pros! 🧙♀️💔😅
They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.
Commentary:
Just updating my resume to include "Professional Unicorn Tamer" and "Champion of Procrastination" 😂🦄📄
“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.
Commentary:
I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.
Commentary:
When you catch a liar in the act, but they still think they're in the Olympics of deception 🏅😒🤦♂️
As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.
Commentary:
Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️♂️💘
People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.
Commentary:
"LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"
Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"
It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"