14 funny deception quotes - Wordgag

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

May 22, 2026

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

May 22, 2026

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

May 21, 2026

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

May 19, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Mar 31, 2026

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Mar 31, 2026

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Mar 31, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Mar 30, 2026

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Mar 30, 2026

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Mar 30, 2026

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Mar 30, 2026

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Mar 30, 2026

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Mar 29, 2026