People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPeople think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house. If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day. Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
