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"Living that minimalist life out of necessity, not by choice! 🤑 Less is more when your wallet's feeling sore. 💸 Who needs fancy décor when you've got bills to explore? 😂 #MinimalObsessedAndBroke"

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

32 shares on X this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

17 shares on Discord this month:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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