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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
23 Funny government quotes
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.
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Why not dream about a world where your biggest concern is whether your coffee is too hot or too cold? ☕️😴✨
How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?
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Looks like the government skipped its "Budgeting for Dummies" class! 📚🤦♂️💸
If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.
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When pop stars have more followers than politicians have constituents, it's clear who really runs the world! 🎤💻🌟
Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.
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Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow
I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.
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Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.
Commentary:
"Filing taxes just got a *lot* more explosive! 💥💣😅 #StayOnTheirGoodSide"
Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
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Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.
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"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"
Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"