Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I donβt want my loved ones to say Iβm a control freak. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! πβοΈπ #UltimateControl" Related funny posts π€ User: the word computer professionals use when they mean βidiot.’ The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.” I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography. I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes. Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.