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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Going viral on Reddit:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Just shared via Telegram:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

5 months ago

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

2 months ago

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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71 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

14 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Spotted on Threads:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Just shared via Reddit:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Trending via Facebook:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Just landed via Threads:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just shared via Messenger:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Just shared via WeChat:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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