Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.