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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.