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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, drinks, holiday, humor, joke, leave, me, milk, Santa, whiskey on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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