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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Humorous text about Santa destroying a wall over soy milk.

Commentary:
Uh oh, looks like Santa traded his milk and cookies for a boxing glove this year! πŸŽ…πŸ₯Š Who knew he could pack such a punch over a dietary preference? Next year, maybe leave out some extra sturdy wall repair kits just in case! πŸ”¨πŸ˜…


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