Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSeaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg. Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. With great power comes a great electricity bill.