Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

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