Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating. Commentary:When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro. I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo. Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing. Desperately seeking my soul, mate. There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.