Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.