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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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