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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
38 Funny heat quotes
It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.
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Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️
The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.
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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.
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Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! 🕺🔥👹
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
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Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?
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When life hands you sweaty kids, pour yourself a glass and call it ‘Parenting Pinot’ 🍷😅
Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.
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"Major respect to the sweat warriors! 🚶♂️🌞 Just yell out 'You good?' to make sure they're still in one piece! 😂🏃♀️"
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.
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Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! 🌍🔥😅