Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache? There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.