Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
  • I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
  • No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
  • Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.
  • Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
  • I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.