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  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
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  • Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.
  • I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.
  • Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.