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  • I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
  • Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.
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  • I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.
  • I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.
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