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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!