11 funny millennial quotes - Wordgag

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

May 30, 2026

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

May 30, 2026

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

May 30, 2026

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

May 30, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

May 29, 2026

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

May 29, 2026

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

May 28, 2026

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

May 25, 2026

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

May 22, 2026

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

May 21, 2026

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

May 20, 2026