11 funny millennial quotes - Wordgag

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

May 20, 2026

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

May 19, 2026

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

May 18, 2026

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

May 18, 2026

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

May 18, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Apr 1, 2026

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

Apr 1, 2026

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Mar 31, 2026

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Mar 28, 2026

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Mar 25, 2026

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Mar 24, 2026