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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
11 Funny millennial quotes
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.
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Millennial superhero: Defender of the stick shift! 🚗🦸♀️✨
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.
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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.
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When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.
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Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright
Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.
Commentary:
"Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"
The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.
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"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"