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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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2 months ago

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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86 shares on Slack this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

44 shares on X this month:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

50 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Just landed via Discord:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Breaking via TikTok:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Just landed via X:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Trending via YouTube:

I need a massage for my brain.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Seen just now on Discord:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Spotted on TikTok:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Making waves on WeChat:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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