Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
  • Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
  • I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.
  • Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.