Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

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    Wow, doesn’t my stomach do the same concert every midnight when I’m sneakily trying to snack in silence? It’s truly the symphony of the late-night snackers! 🐳🎵🤣

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