Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
- When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
- Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.
- One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
