Being weird never goes out of style.

Being weird never goes out of style.

Commentary:
“Who needs to be normal when you can be fabulously weird? 🤪 Embrace your uniqueness and rock that quirktastic style! 🌟 Let your weird flag fly high – it’s always in fashion! 🚩”

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    Commentary:
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  • Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

    Commentary:
    🎄🐱 It’s time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem

  • Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

    Commentary:
    🤑💸💭 Bank: “Is your 401k enough to retire on?” Me: “You are my bank, you know it’s not.” 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!

  • Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

    Commentary:
    “Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it’s the biggest snitch of them all! 🛌💤🚨 #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal”

  • I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive ‘go with the flow’ type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow”

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    Commentary:
    “Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It’s like stepping into someone else’s world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣”