12 funny knee quotes - Wordgag

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

May 23, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

May 21, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 21, 2026

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

May 20, 2026

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Mar 31, 2026

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Mar 30, 2026

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Mar 30, 2026

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Mar 29, 2026

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Mar 28, 2026

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Mar 28, 2026

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Mar 27, 2026