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“Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it’s the biggest snitch of them all! 
#SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal”
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Why indeed!
Maybe we just need to take more naps and trust the process. Who knows, you might wake up as a beautiful butterfly too! 
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“Why hire someone when you can just develop a self-slapping mechanism?
It’s the ultimate diet plan – guaranteed to keep those midnight snack cravings at bay! 
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“Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life?
It’s a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!” -
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“Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question
Who needs a map when you’ve got a trusty screwdriver, right? 
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“January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time!
Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? 
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“Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people…
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