Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.
