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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.