Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️ Related funny posts 🤝 The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory. I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway. If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something. Sex in the snow is wintercourse. This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.