Commentary:
Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
Funny psycho quotes
My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.
Commentary:
When the family tree shakes, only the coconuts fall 🍌😜🍍
Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.
Commentary:
Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.
Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"
If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.
Commentary:
When she starts acting like a detective over a missed text, you know it's true love! 🔍❤️😂