Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.