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Funny software engineer quotes

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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