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So if Jonathan can become Nathan, does that mean my diet can become a donut? 🍩🤔
31 Funny met quotes
Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.
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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.
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When engineers overheat, they might install a fridge app to cool down. 😂💻🥶
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
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Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.
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Looks like I'm famous in the therapy world for my unique brand of chaos! 🤔🛋️😂
I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.
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Santa's got the naughty list and he's not afraid to use it! 🎅⚖️🙈
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?
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Maybe all the Codys have formed a secret society of adults who still know the best hide-and-seek spots 🕵️♂️🙌😂