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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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