Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the stars aligned for some quality couch time ๐ฎ๐๏ธโจ Related funny posts ๐ Iโm officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans. A 12 step program but itโs just me getting off the couch. No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.