Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.