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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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51 shares on TikTok this month:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

74 shares on Slack this month:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

77 shares on Threads this month:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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