Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.