You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!" Related funny posts 🤝 When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags. I can’t work under these festive conditions. After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed. I came. I saw. I made it awkward. Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.