Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Starting all my work emails today with, "to whom it's about to concern".

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“Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩‍💼💁‍♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient’s puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn’t be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals”

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